An: NASA - Amerika Von: Kraxelhuber
Betreff: Greet Got
I write you because, you must help me. I have seen your Space Shuttle in the television.
In color. An so came me the idea to make holidays in the world room. Alone.
Without my crazy wife Resi.
I am the Kraxelhuber from Germany. The king of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather.
I stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me.
She has a very shrill voice like a circular saw.
She says I am a Schlapp-tail. She wants that I become Bürgermaster.
But I want not to be Bürgermaster of our Kaff.
I have nothing at the hat with the political shit.
I want my Ruah. And so I want make holidays on the moon.
Without my bad half.
But I take my dog with me. He is a Mixling. He is like a boxer.
His name is Wurschtl.
So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle.
But please give me not a windowplace.
I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle-free.
And no standing place please
.
And please do not tell my wife that I want to go alone.
She has a big Schrotgun. She would make a sieve out of my Arsch.
I need not much comfort. A niche double-room with bath and Klo and heating.
And windows with look to earth.
So I can look through my far-glases
and see my wife shufting on the potato-acker.
And I and my dog laugh us a branch (haha).
We will kringel ourself fore laughing
(höhöhö).
Is what loose on the moon?
I need warm weather and I hope the sun shines every day.
This is very good for my frostboils.
Have you bratherings on the moon?
I must overgive me when you have no bratherings,
because they are my Leib-food.
With a friendly Servus
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Seitdem ich die Menschen kenne, liebe ich die Tiere.
Lieber stehend sterben als kniend leben.
#1 Rule of old age: don't lay it down, put it where it BELONGS.
#2 Rule: IF you put it WHERE YOU WONT FORGET, you WILL forget where it is.